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At the Justice Department, the separation of powers has been replaced by a much more efficient system: the separation of lawyers from their professional judgment.
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Washington has perfected the art of looking tough without the inconvenience of actually doing anything tough. The ceremonial pens, however, remain fully operational.

After hours of searching for good news, White House strategists discover that Trump's strongest remaining constituency still needs permission to stay up past bedtime.

Why waste time delivering results when you can announce them? In Washington's newest business model, the press release is the product and the follow-through is somebody else's problem.

Americans keep bringing up the price of groceries, housing and healthcare. The administration would appreciate it if everyone could please stick to the approved list of things to be angry about.
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