October 7, 2026

A Threat! It Was Five Guys.

Iran’s strategy room revisits the supposed threat that sent U.S. bombers away from RAF Fairford.

Editorial cartoon in an Iranian strategy meeting. The Ayatollah and military commanders are doubled over laughing around a conference table. A map behind them marks RAF Fairford and possible bomber destinations. The Ayatollah says, A threat! It was five guys.