September 13, 2026

That’s Why I’m Closing the Door.

Threaten the customer, insult the customer, then wonder why the customer closes the door.

Editorial cartoon on a Canadian doorstep. Donald Trump carries a suitcase labeled American Products and a folder labeled 51st State Threats. Trump says, Wait! I haven’t finished insulting you! A Canadian homeowner closes the door and replies, That’s why I’m closing the door.