September 5, 2026

I Like Being Called a Senator.

A performance review for the title and the job

Editorial cartoon showing Senator John Fetterman in a hoodie and shorts during a United States Senate employee performance review. Core Senate duties such as attending committee hearings, meeting constituents, casting votes and attending Pennsylvania events receive red X marks, while going on Fox News and arguing with Democrats receive green checks. A Senate HR official asks, John, do you actually like being a senator? Fetterman replies, I like being called a senator.