September 11, 2026

They Still Haven’t Called Wisconsin!

Apparently the Strait of Hormuz now depends on the Wisconsin returns.

Editorial cartoon in an Iranian military command room staged like an American election-night watch party. Iranian officers watch U.S. midterm results while eating wings, chips and drinking Coca-Cola. One officer asks, Can I press it now? while pointing to a large red END WAR button. Another officer wears a Wisconsin cheesehead and says, Wait—they still haven’t called Wisconsin!