October 1, 2026

Dude, I’ve Got It Made…

Hegseth wants patriotic cowboys with testosterone to lead the troops. One bespectacled junior officer discovers that being named John Wayne may finally be a career advantage.

Editorial cartoon at a military address. Pete Hegseth says he wants patriotic cowboys with testosterone to lead the troops with no questions asked. A bespectacled junior officer whose name tag says John Wayne whispers, Dude, I’ve got it made.