THE POLITICS IS ABSURD SHOP
Political satire you can drink from, wear, hang on a wall, or give to the relative who keeps ruining Thanksgiving.
Yes, we openly admit we want you to buy stuff. The cartoons are free. The mugs are not.
MORALS START AT HOME
$27.95
Apparently the Ten Commandments may need a change of venue. The front says “Politics is already absurd. I JUST WEAR IT.” and the back carries the full M. Soares Morals Start at Home cartoon.
White Gildan Softstyle 64000 · front + large back DTFlex print · sizes S–3XL
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PUTIN IS LYING TO US
$22.00
Russian propaganda finally meets the gas pump. The front says “Politics is already absurd. I JUST WEAR IT.” and the back carries the full M. Soares Putin Is Lying to Us cartoon.
White T-shirt · front + large back print
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CAPITALISM WHERE EVERYTHING’S FREE
$27.95
The good news is the base loves socialism. The bad news is they may have misunderstood the business model. The front says “Politics is already absurd. I JUST WEAR IT.” and the back features the full M. Soares Capitalism Where Everything’s Free cartoon.
White Gildan Softstyle 64000 · front + large back DTFlex print · sizes S–3XL
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FIRST IN THE ABSURDITY COLLECTION
$15.95
Because apparently someone has to pay for all this. Republican-red handle and interior, stacks of cash, and an M. Soares slogan that gets straight to the point.
11 oz ceramic mug · design on both sides · dishwasher and microwave safe
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WEAR THE ABSURDITY
$19.99
Politics is already absurd. You might as well wear it. Our black low-profile dad hat carries the Politics Is Absurd logo in crisp white and red embroidery.
100% chino cotton twill · unstructured 6-panel low profile · adjustable fabric strap with metal buckle
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WEAR THE ABSURDITY
$19.99
Same absurd politics, brighter hat. The white low-profile dad hat carries the Politics Is Absurd logo in black and red embroidery.
100% chino cotton twill · unstructured 6-panel low profile · adjustable fabric strap with metal buckle
BUY THE WHITE HAT → Checkout, payment, shipping and fulfillment are handled securely by our production partner.MORE BAD IDEAS ARE COMING
Shirts, more mugs and other objects nobody knew democracy required are on the drawing board.